New Delhi: Yup, you got it right !!! There is a restaurant for people who just canot decide what to order and of-course the inspiration being the politicians who also cant decide between Congress and BJP.
This restaurant called “Third Front” has been exclusively launched for people who just canot decide between a Tandoori chicken and Barbeque chicken.
“Every restaurant gets frustrated with customers who take hours together to place an order. They keep discussing among themselves – aaj Spanish try karte hain, Thai try karein kya – and finally order Hakka noodels or Paav Bhaaji”.“ Sometimes they even ask for details of the recipie as if that would help them decide,” Nitish Patnaik, chef of newly launched Third Front told.
“They are fundamentally confused and indecisive, and end up wasting time for everyone. It is better if they come together at one place,” Nitish explained the rationale for Third Front, the restaurant.
So now the restaurant has decided they wont have any menu at all. The customers will be just asked “veg or non-veg?” and they will be given something to eat thats it.
However Momita Banerjee who is the manager of the restaurant also assured that they will not let our customers feel in-significant, and hence all of them would be given “reserved” tables – a kin to a “special status” in a normal restaurant.
Logo of Third Front – promoters claim that there are two Vs visible, hence double victory assured, while the promoters of Third Front are hopeful of grand success and profitability of their venture, not many are convinced.
“Confusion is good, but it is good to keep the customers confused rather than appear confused,” claimed Maya Yadav, promoter of a leading restaurant chain in Uttar Pradesh.