If divine forces are unpredictable, politicians seem just as inscrutable. Recently, authorities unveiled a midday meal initiative—not for people, but for Bengaluru’s stray dogs. As expected, the news triggered a flood of reactions, ranging from applause to indignation. Luckily, no dogs were dragged onto TV debates—though that never stops humans from making noise on camera.

Personally, I’m learning to refrain from forming opinions on every controversy. But I must confess, I’ve always bonded effortlessly with strays. My fondness began in Himachal Pradesh, where a silent dog accompanied us on a trek, reminiscent of the Mahabharata tale where the Pandavas ascend to heaven with a loyal canine. With no treats to share, we offered affection, realizing dogs aren’t merely friends—they’re companions in our chaotic world.

Since then, I’ve befriended strays wherever I’ve lived. It’s affordable therapy: you pet them, feel better, and earn a friend who won’t flood your social media with updates. Some wonder why I prefer strays. Perhaps because they’ve adapted to our urban mess without complaint, parking themselves beside food stalls and enduring honking traffic. Crows deserve credit too—equally clever, social, and critical.

Of course, stray dogs remain a complex issue in India, with unchecked numbers and occasional aggression. When this feeding program launched, I braced for uproar but was intrigued by the modest menu—chicken and rice, not biryani. Ultimately, every dog deserves a good day, and in Bengaluru, that now includes lunch. But if cats ever get their own scheme, expect protests.